WordPress database error: [Duplicate entry '29885' for key 1]
INSERT INTO wp_bas_visitors (visit_ip, referer, osystem, useragent, lasthere) VALUES (644592598, 3, 748, 12801, '2012-02-07 01:32:08');

WordPress database error: [You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near 'AND referer = referer_id AND osystem = os_id AND useragent = ua_]
SELECT * FROM wp_bas_visitors, wp_bas_refer, wp_bas_ua, wp_bas_os WHERE visit_id = AND referer = referer_id AND osystem = os_id AND useragent = ua_id

WordPress database error: [You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near ' '2012-02-07 01:32:08', 0, 7841)' at line 1]
INSERT INTO wp_bas_log (visit, stamp, outbound, page) VALUES (, '2012-02-07 01:32:08', 0, 7841);

CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Friday, July 10th, 2009

Archive for July 10th, 2009

Jul 10 2009

Mary-Louise Parker Shows Off Her Skills In Esquire (ChaozBabe #15)

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies, Chaozbabe
mary_louise_parker_esquire.jpg

Ok so I’m in meltdown mode but that doesn’t mean I can’t keep posting (at least till I keel over drunk)

Mary-Louise Parker is one of those women who I find incredibly hot in a very subdued way.  (more…)

Comments 1 Comment »

Jul 10 2009

SPECIAL: “Chaoz Super Meltdown Bender”

Posted by: Chaoz in Site News

Now, for those who know I am an irritable man.  That said, I realize 99.999% of the shit is my own goddamn fault.

Despite that I’m considered a tolerable kind of guy.  At work I’m kinda laid-back.  I assume adults will be adults - childish at times but adults nevertheless.

It takes a lot to piss me off.  It takes even more for me to ballistic.  It takes EVEN MORE for me to go thermonuclear.

…  I am passed thermonuclear right now and straight into Big motherfucking Bang mode.

I will not go into much detail (and theorize all you want cuz I’m not gonna validate any theories right now); suffice to say that I don’t use the word “betrayal” much (and NEVER lightly).

Betrayal is a fucking understatement right now…

You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video

[Slashdot] [Digg] [Reddit] [del.icio.us] [Facebook] [Technorati] [Google] [StumbleUpon]

Comments 7 Comments »

Jul 10 2009

Friday Wake-Up Call - “College Fucked On Holiday”

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit

23.jpg

Another fuckin’ day.  The sun is shining.  The flowers are melting.  The birds are BURSTING into flames…

Just another 104F day  :roll:

Me?  I get to work my 7th day in a row.  Anyway here’s a chick who went to go “on holiday’ and basically had sex for the whole trip (apparentlY).

Me?  I got to see to take a picture of Jasmine from Alladin from a distance.   Sweet.  :( (more…)

Comments 1 Comment »

Jul 10 2009

Laetitia Casta In A Bikini Looking Re- AGH! AHGH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Chaoz in Baby on Board, Out and About

0-Laetitia-Casta-01_122_484lo.jpg20090709-FP_3247973_FCS_Casta_Laetitia_070809.jpg

HOLYSWEETJESUSFUCKINGSHIT! WHATTHEFUCKHAPPENED! OMYGODMYEYESTHEYBURNTHEYBURN!

(45 minutes later)

*pant* *pant* Okay, Chaoz, you can do this….  *deep breath*

AGH! AGH! MY GOD WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME!! RIP MY EYES FROM THY SKULL!!!

(another 45 minutes later - and thoroughly medicated)

No seriously dude - I don’t care if Laetitia Casta’s pregnant.  How do you go from being one of the hottest women ever to something children will try to push back into the sea?  Dear God, I THINK I SEE ITS HEAD AND ITS WINKING AT ME!  AGH! AGGGH! (I wonder if she still takes in the ass though?)  AGGGGGH!

More preggo pics underneath - IF YOU DARE! (plus some from Vanity Fair - inexplicably May 2009) (more…)

Comments 5 Comments »