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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Archive for July 7th, 2009

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I never get this lucky where an attractive woman like Blake Lively is walking towards me and her dress suddenly begins falling off.  Fuck, I don’t even get that in my dreams.  I get the ex-psychobitch who was always looking for a handout come out of nowhere and tell my coworkers and parents I’m dead so suddenly my phone is going thermonuclear and I have to explain: (more…)

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He’s still dead.

Move on, people…

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Dental flossing - the natural way!

Morning all - he says trying to find his keyboard still… (more…)

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All I want for Christmas is…

As you know, Chaoz here likes certain ’simple things’ of life: (more…)

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How long you think before shit spits him out like the others?

Some guys have all the luck.  Then there’s Zac Efron.  Well, he’s had some luck.  He was boinking Vanessa Hudgens (who sent naked picture that wound up all over the Net) and apparently has had sex with Trans-whore-mers star Megan Fox. (more…)

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