CelebrityFIST!

Mega-pitchman Billy Mays died (ContactMusic)

Nicky Hilton laughs at people trying to get into clubs (DListed) - I have a club I want her to get into … well more like a BAT actually…

Sarah Jessica Parker and Ferris Bueller show off the twins (PinkIsTheNewBlog) - not SJP’s tits (thank you Lord Jesus) but the twin girls that their baby oven surrogate had.

Sex tapes may have officially “jumped the shark” (Gone-Hollywood) - I’d sooner see a Rosie O’Donnell sex tape than John Edwards, okay?

Solange Knowles has no genitalia (DrunkenStepfather) - not surprising considering she’s been manufacturered

Jeff Goldblum NOT dead (ContactMusic)

Also, George Clooney NOT dead (ContactMusic)

But Fred Travalena IS dead (ContactMusic)

Wow - just after dealing with the Michael Jackson mess now I see these Mariah Carey pictures which only leave me with a headache.

*sigh*  Well, it seems that this pics are of her filming her latest music video, “Obsessed” (no, don’t know the song).  Anyway, apparently she dresses up as a dude in some of these and supposedly take a shot at Enimem by dressing up in a hoodie.  I “apparently” because I don’t think Enimem is a gay Puerto Rican trick-turner (but hey I’m still catching up on my gossip, so I guess its possible).

Well I tried to intersperse the ‘dude’ pics with the ‘chick’ pics if only for variety - and only so my head don’t hurt so much.  On the plus side, she still has a nice set of lungs as a chick and I would still totally ram it down her vocal cords but I’m afraid these ‘dude’ pics now put her in the “2 Drink minimum” category.
Sorry, Mimi.  Stick as a chick.