FORECAST: Hot. With moments of extreme hotness.
How hot? Take one naked Megan Fox, put her on all fours, shove a baseball bat up her ass, hang the “Stars & Stripes” off the bat. Plant Roman candles all around her. Have them go off while the Boston Philharmonic plays the the last part of the 1812 Overture (cannons included).
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Still NOT hot enough, okay. Right now the temp is fucking 102 at 5:40PM!! I’m drunk (what else is there to do?).
::rolls off the bed laughing::

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