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CelebrityFIST! » "Meanwhile..." For 05/30/09

Okay, changing it up again - found this via PopBytes so props to him/her/them.  This comes from Norwegian Recycling and is a video & audio mashup of The Killers, Kelly Clarkson, Bon Jovi, Muse, Hellogoodbye, Empire Of The Sun anchored with Coldplay’s “Viva La Vida”, it’s called “Viva La Viral” and frankly, I wish I could do QUARTER of the editing these guys could do.  Impressive (and catchy).  Enjoy!

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Eve slams Chris Brown on Twitter (WWTDD) -  except in AIN’T her (ContactMusic).  This is why I don’t twitter.  No, not because it’s easy for someone to impersonate you.  It’s because its the lamest shit in the world.  Srsly, who wants to know if I took a dump or not in real time??  Hell, even I don’t like to know that!!

Phil Spector gets 19 years to life (Celebslam) - well so much for him.  Next!

Lisa Rinna - “She’s a loser, baby…” (TheBlemish) - can’t really add more than that.

Simona Halep, 17-year-old prefers a tennis career over her 34DD’s  (F-Listed) - that noise you heard was the collective jaw of 3 billion men dropping to the ground wondering “WTF!?”.  Good God, woman!  Have some decency!  Have some compassion!!  Wait til your 18th birthday.  Do a topless shoot, THEN get them reduced!!  The video rights ALONE would be worth big endorsement money!!  I’m feeling faint…

Candy SpellingTori killed her father. (Popeater) - Well that’s one less Mother’s Day Tori has to worry about getting…

Marc Anthony talks to his ex-wife after he argues with Jennifer Lopez (GabbyBabble) - Skeletor better watch it or J.Lo. is gonna shove Castle Greyskull up his ass!!  :shock:

Hugh Hefner takes his hoes to a Lakers game (DrunkenStepfather) - wow I’m just like Hef!  Except, instead of pussies I have pussycats.  And instead of a basketball game I take them to the vet.  … Okay, time to kill myself again!  BRB.

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