I really, REALLY tried. I deliberately avoided their truly cosmic level of stupdity. Jeez, these two make Paris Hilton look like Barack Obama for God’s sake!
Of course, I’m talking about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.
The two morons (for lack of a more appropriate term) are somehow celebrities because they star on a ‘reality’ show on MTV (I think I don’t watch that shit). Anyway, the apparently got ‘fake married’ on the show last season and not got ‘real married’(?) last week. Fine and good. So where do they go to spend their honeymoon?
Mexico. AFTER the swine flu news broke. W-T-F-?
Seriously, this is where I have doubts about Darwin’s Evolution Theory. If anybody deserves to be “d-e-a-d” because of stupidity; its these two.
And to make matters worse, Heidi wants to pose in Playboy for half-a-million. Not only is the increasingly irrelevant magazine considering it - her new ‘hubby’ is the once doing the wheeling and dealing.
Life & Style can exclusively reveal that Heidi’s in negotiations to pose for magazine. “She wants to do it,” the insider confirms. “It’s just a matter of working out the details.” The insider tells Life & Style that Spencer is encouraging her to do it and is working on negotiating a $500,000 deal for his wife. (via Celebslam)
“Pimp” Pratt obviously is milking Heidi (figuratively and quite possibly literally) for all she’s worth. Of course it’s only inevitable before this occurs.
“Heidi, honey! I just figured out how to make a TON of money with little work!”
“How Spencer?”
“We make a homemade sex tape and then LEAK it out!”
“Ooh sounds like fun!.”
“Oh Heidi - was hoping you’d say that, hold on while I get the DOG!”
Seriously, I wouldn’t even pay twenty bucks to fuck her. However, HIM I’d do … with a starving pit bull. 
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