CelebrityFIST!

I just HATE it when my Fuckin’ Buddy doesn’t show up.    Here I am all set with a 6-pack of Dos Equis, a bottle of wine (she drinks that) and she calls me that she still stuck at her babysitting gig (calm down, she’s 24).  So she doesn’t know when she show up but if she doesn’t she’ll make time for me tomorrow.

Too late, I’ve already withdrawn my money - that check’s gonna bounce!! 

Shit, said too much again.

Okay here’s some flesh for your fantasies, bubs!

Lydia Hearst in Perfect -  hmm, those eyes looking up at me can only she does at least one thing perfect.

Elizabeth Hurley at the GQ Man of the Year 2008 - her cups runneth over

Miranda Kerr in Ocean Drive (11/08) - she can be a hit or miss sometimes - this is definitely a hit with me.

Recycled Mena Suvari topless beach candids - I dunno about you but I could suck on those nipples ALLLL day. 

Last (but not least) Sofia Georgiou in Esquire Greece (01/09) - and yeah I know the two-pager is backwards and no I don’t know why. 

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