TOP 10: REASONS TO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE WHILE DRINKING…
Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit10. The bar near your house is STILL holding your car keys.
9. You use MySpace to find ‘virtual’ drinking buddies
8. Your conscience is saying ‘Let’s go get drunk!’
7. You can’t find the car keys you left next to you.
6. You don’t use a “designated driver” because you play in the National League
5. You’ve been told you sing GOOD during karaoke nights.
4. Two six-packs is your idea of ‘doing the twins’.
3. Your pets start speaking in complete sentences.
2. You think mixing tequila with NyQuil is a good idea.
1. You start making Top 10 Lists to not leave the house!


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