There’s moments when you simply have to wonder how stupid Britney Spears is. Bless her trailer trash soul, even solidly on the ‘comeback’ track she still manages to make people scratch their heads. Did she eat a mercury thermometer? Did she land on her head once too many times?
See, she - hell, just read this… (from USmagazine.com)
Britney Spears is putting on a magic show!
The pop star will be sawed in half — among other stunts — on her upcoming Circus tour, according to E! News.
“Right away, she got into the boxes and into the magic contraptions to learn the stuff, and she’s so excited about this tour and all the elements that are in it,” illusionist-comedian Ed Alonzo said.
Spears will serve as Alonzo’s assistant during the bit, but that won’t stop her from missing out on the fun.
“If I do a trick, she doesn’t just hold the props, she’s actually getting inside the big boxes or I am slicing her up.”
He added: I “made [the tricks] really easy for her, but there are some complicated things that she is doing that you would think a contortionist would have to do, or a trained magician’s assistant. But because she’s a dancer, it really makes sense to put her in the magic, and it works and she’s really, really good at it.”
Almost makes ya wanna get the popcorn out.
“Mr. Alonzo! Mr. Alonzo! I figured out how to do the guillotine trick! Watch!” *SLICE* (her head rolls down the stage)
…on the other hand it does make me wonder how much she learned from her stint fucking working with Criss Angel.
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