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Feb 28 2009

Lindsay & Samantha 4 EVAH (?)

Posted by: Chaoz in Lindsay

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I see Ronson and my balls retract in fear…
Well it seems the talk about Lindsay Lohan and her ‘boyfriend’* Samantha Ronson breaking up was just talk after all.  But then again there’s little to do on a L.A. to London flight (I assume, because I sure as hell wouldn’t know).

So what did they do on the flight?  REALLY annoying mushy stuff.  Not even that hot: (jump inserted so you don’t have to read the boredom)

Love really is in the air for Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

On our Virgin Atlantic flight from Los Angeles to London, we were just a few seats away from the loved-up couple – and we didn’t know where to look as they kissed, cuddled and giggled their way through most of the 10-hour flight.

We weren’t the only passengers to witness their amorous antics. An elderly couple celebrating their 44th wedding anniversary were stunned when Lindsay gave 30-year-old Sam a passionate kiss.

…. text messages followed in which Lindsay called Sam the “love of my life” and said she wanted to be with her for ever. Pass the airsick bag…Then the pair held hands above their headrests and declared their undying love, like a couple of teenagers.

[Later] Whispering goodnights to each other, the couple then fell asleep side by side, curled up in fetal positions. Aww. (Mirror UK)

GAG is more like it.

Too bad, I was personally hoping for a fight scene where the two get into it and then the flight has to turn back and then thrown off the plane and Samantha gets arrested and then Lindsay is thrown into pool of tapioca pudding to do battle with a bunch of stewardesses (fuck ‘flight attendant’) and then this huge crowd forms watching Firecrotch go at it mano-a-mano with the ladies and then suddenly this spaceship comes outta of the sky and then Elvis (the skinny one) and Michael Jackson (the black one) come out and say they have returned and then they both give this really great concert and then they pick up the phone and call me and ask if they can crash at my place and then I of course say yes and then they come by and we stay up all night playing video games and …

..sorry, what was I talking about?  (NOTE: NEVER do Sudafed with Red Bull)

* - Ronson looks more like a guy than Clay Aiken so she’s a dude, amirite?

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