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CelebrityFIST! » Billy Joel + Christie Brinkley = Me Confused
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Feb 28 2009

Billy Joel + Christie Brinkley = Me Confused

Posted by: Chaoz in Celeb Offspring, Out and About
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Hot or not?

Remember when Billy Joel married Christie Brinkley?  All us ugly ass motherfuckers (you know who you are) figured that we too had a shot at a supermodel.  Of course, then reality came shitting on us again like a catcher in a German schissen video and realized that Billy Joel used his secret superpower (money) to win her over.

Well, fast forward to today.  This here is Alexa Ray Joel.  Yup, she’s the spawn of the two celebs.  Looking at her she coulda done a lot worse in the genetic lottery (see: Rumer Willis); but DAMN - those Joel genes are strong aren’t they?  Especially in the nasal department!

Maybe I’m getting more desperate mellow in my old age but she really doesn’t look half bad.  Ok, so she’s got them ‘birthin’ hips’ and that outfit is quite atrocious.  Other than that, well I’d probably hit after a beer (or three) … and some Viagra.  Last thing I need is her telling her daddy I couldn’t perform under ‘pressure‘ with his little ‘uptown girl‘.  :P

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I will say she seems to clean up nice.  Only confuses my ‘Mr. Winky’ even more!  :O
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