OKAY I WAS GONNA PUBLISH THIS AT 4:04AM LAST NIGHT BUT I DIDN’T WANT THIS SPOILING MY PAGE ALL DAY HENCE THE LATE POST…
Words fail…
Here I am just getting ready to go to bed when I come across this shit (DrunkenStepfather):
The WOW Report just talked to Vivid Entertainment’s co-chairman Steven Hirsch and he told us that Vivid is custom-developing a script for Nadya Suleman called Octopussy. “It would feature Nadya and eight men,” he said. “We have confirmed that she has seen our offer and are waiting to hear back from her. For one million dollars we expect 88 minutes of full hardcore sex.” Then he added, “With her lips she would have been perfect to star in Vivid’s new reality show Deeper Throat.” (sauce)
Um … it’s too fucking late in the evening. I’m drunk and I have to work tomorrow morning. So…
Why not just get Verne Troyer to see if he can crawl in there?
No, really.
Because at this point she has stretch marks that you can probably roll up with a broomstick and sell as window shades. She probably has suspenders on her pussy lips.
In other words - the guys at Vivid need to REALLY lay off drinking the bong water. They’re fucking it up for the rest of us.
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