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Jan 31 2009

Jailbait Armageddon: Miley Cyrus vs. Ali Lohan

Posted by: Chaoz in Jailbait Hijinks, That's Armageddon!, Miley Cyrus

slutty cyrus.jpg ali lohan photo.jpg

Meanwhile, Humbert Humbert is plotting…
*sigh*
Remember that rant I had about Miley Cyrus just a day or so ago?  Well, when I mentioned “nipslip” I was referring to what happened during a photoshoot while she was on a horse.  But lo and behold, she flashes sideboob!  This time she’s shopping and someone manages to take snips of her trying something out.  Okay, this is where it gets complicated for me.

  • Why is she not wearing a bra?
  • If she’s just trying it on … where the HELL is she gonna wear that ‘blouse’??  A lolita convention?
  • Would you let your kid (and lets face it, legally she still is) wear that ANYWHERE???

You know it’s actually illegal in Texas to photograph young girls in potentially compromising positions in public?  Like cheerleaders at a football game or something.  No, really.  So the guy who took these pics would be in a shitload of trouble over here?  Over there? Eh.
Yeah, I’m not gonna lie - I’d do Miley if she wanted my dick wrapped in a bow on her 18th birthday.  Hell, I’ll let her daddy sing “Achy Breaky Heart” if he wants to while she’s going down on me.  When she’s legal.  Otherwise, this shit sucks right now as far as I’m concerned.

And YES, you can look at the pics over here (I’m not hotlinking them on principle and legal advice).
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Meanwhile in the other corner of the Lolita Apocalypse we have Ali Lohan.  Now, Ali Lohan is potentially a worse case because 1) she obviously is enjoying the ‘attention’ and 2) her mother (Dina “do my daughters” Lohan) is no doubt behind the mechinations.   Man, we thought Lindsay was fucked up in the head??  Holy crap, Ali may need the mother of therapy courses when all is said and done.

There’s a thin line between advertising and exploitation.  Dina is approximately 10000 miles over that line.  Christ, the kid’s 15 going on 50 and will be doing the shit her sister’s doing by the time she’s 17 (if she’s not already doing it now).

What I said about Miley doesn’t even apply to Ali.  She’s a fucking mental mess.  Even now, she looks likely to cut your dick off, cook it bacon grease, and forcefeed it to you.

Her pics will be found here.
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Dammit I need a drink…

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