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Jan 31 2009

Gwen Stefani: U Make Fun Of Her, Cuz I Can’t. DAMMIT!

Posted by: Chaoz in Baby on Board, Celeb Offspring, Out and About

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Ever known people you just WANT to hate on but can’t?  Like a Ned Flanders person?  You wanna hate him but when he comes out on top you kinda think “that’s cool”.  Well, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are like that for me.  I remember when I heard they were getting married I though “yeah yeah, whatever, give a month”.  Well, now it’s been like 50 years and not only are they together but they have two cute kids.  And HOLY SHIT, they actually KEEP THEM OUTTA THE SPOTLIGHT?  You mean no “exclusives” to People or US?  Oh I feel faint!

Seriously, even these pictures are too fucking cute for me.  But given that there IS an infinite amount of alternate earths (based on the Uncertainty Principle and Schoedeger’s Cat Paradox); on some Earth Gwen Stefani and I are married.  Hell, on another Gwen and YOU are married (feel better about your worthless life?  Nah, me neither.)

So, let’s just pretend this is another other Earth:  Here are pictures of Gwen and our kids at the park.

Gallery from JustJared


Shit I think I need to decrease my dosage now!

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