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Jan 31 2009

Gold Medals Buy A LOT Of Weed…

Posted by: Chaoz in Sports, Just Say No

phelps tokes up.jpg

Dude ‘Beijing Brown’ TOTALLY rocks!  WHOOO!

First I’ll say I have never liked Michael Phelps, the Olympian.  He’s cocky and he won all those fucking gold medals at the Olympics and all the chicks dig him.  Asshole.

Now Michael Phelps, the dude?  Party on, bro!  He likes trash women (read that someplace) and knows how play the bong, bro!  Unfortunately, the pothead got a major buzzkill when he got busted with a dude taking his picture while toking up.  Worst, the hozer sold it to News of the World.  Man, unrighteous…

As NOTW reports it…

In our exclusive photo Michael Phelps, who won a record EIGHT gold medals for swimming at the Beijing games last summer, draws from a bong.

The glass pipes are generally used to smoke cannabis. (Personally, I’ve NEVER seen them used for anything else! - UC)

And after sporting chiefs announced laws which mean four-year bans for drug-taking, Phelps’ dreams of adding to his overall 14 gold medal tally at the 2012 games in London could already be OVER.

Those dreams seemed the last thing on his mind when he puffed from the bong during two days of partying with students last November, a quiet time in the swimming calendar when athletes would not expect to get tested for drugs.

See the dude shoulda stayed on the down low or even come up with a disguise you know like those movies?

Having never done pot, I don’t see the attraction.  ::shrugs::  Now, booze?  Well, different story…

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