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CelebrityFIST! » Catching Up With #1 - Eva Longoria (Parker)

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For those 2 or 3 who read this blog, you know I’ve been out for quite some time, since then - quite has happened in the world at large…

…I…can’t…think of anything right now, but I’m sure you can Google something. Anyway…

I’ve decided to put up some stuff on specific people rather than try to right 14 different articles for one person on all the crap they’ve done. Also, I’m just concentrating on the last month; just so I can keep my sanity. Cool? Good.

So, first off we have Eva Longoria-Parker. Why start with her? Well, you gotta start somewhere right?

Well, some pics of her WAAY back in January (I think). Not a bad set of legs … for a fake midget (hereby dubbed “fidget”).

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Apparently she’s also still(?) a spokesmodel for Bebe Kids Sport.  She doesn’t look bad in these
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Somehow the ‘big’ scandal recently was that she was a model(!) - not even a nude one.  My dear, I’m getting the vapors!

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So instead, let’s enjoy the fact that she’s got dark nipples (which will turn into burnt pepperoni slices once she has a kid).

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Finally, some promo pics for her upcoming season of Desperate Housewives where she apparently is now a frumpy MILF or ELF or something.

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