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CelebrityFIST! » Paula Abdul Thinks She's A MILF

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The worse part is she actually found something in her crotch!

From ContactMusic:

American Idol judge Paula Abdul knows she oozes sex appeal - because she forever attracts attention from young boys who wish their “mum looked that hot”. The 44-year-old is confident about her body image, thanks to friends and fans who tell her she’s at her physical peak. And the Grammy-winning singer/choreographer isn’t bothered about her wobbly bits, insisting she constantly has young admirers staring at her fantastic form. She says, “Most people say I look better than I ever have. It feels good when I see young boys staring at me, saying, ‘I wish my mum looked that hot!’ “I can look really good in clothes, but when I take then off I can see where I could firm up. I just don’t want to obsess about it.”

Obviously the drugs pushed over the edge long ago but really “I wish my mum looked that hot!“????  Um, I maybe from a different generation but I remember a time when people never looked at their family and wish they were hotter.  Usually that’s what OTHER people are for.  Sometime in the last 20 years, apparently incest is now a big thing and boys are complaining that their moms simply aren’t doing it for them anymore.  Worse, they can’t just divorce them and find themselves a ‘hotter’ mother.

Yeah, I don’t know where I’m going with this either.  Don’t worry, I got my doc to change back to my old meds.  :P

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