Britney’s becoming a cartoon for her next video (ContactMusic) - as if she weren’t two-dimensional and exaggerated enough already.
Jennifer Aniston has found security in the arms of … Owen Wilson?? (Celebslam) - The two most insecure people in Hollywood - oh yeah, “no problems here”!
Dawn Wells (Gilligan’s Island Mary Ann) gets busted with pot. (SFGate) - Well, there had to be some reason why they never got off that island!!
Christie’s selling Gisele Bundchen nude photos for about $3 million (HollywoodTuna) - Um, the only way she’s worth $3 mil is perpetually on her knees…
Finally Adriana Lima apparently fucks ugly dudes (Bastardly) - Please, please … the line forms right behind ME, thank you very much!.

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