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CelebrityFIST! » Britney Sees Kids ... Armed Forces Set At DefCon 3

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Once upon time / in a galaxy real fuckin’ far away…
Well, here is the obligatory Britney post.  I post it only because something actually happened (not the normal “Britney takes a dump on the sidewalk” crap).  In this case she actually saw her kids after about - what, 3 years or something?  Anyway, the NO one was taking any chances on this…

For the first time in nearly two months, the beleaguered pop star had face-to-face contact with sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, during a Saturday morning, court-monitored visit, sources confirm to E! News.

Aside from Spears and a court-appointed monitor, there were several other key personnel on hand, including: Britney’s father, Jamie Spears; a Federline security guard; and a lawyer from the Luce Forward law firm, which is handling Britney’s conservatorship for Jamie Spears.

According to an insider, the 26-year-old pop star was not permitted to take the boys, ages two and one, into another room without the others watching.

The ground rules for the visitation were hammered out Friday night, by lawyers for Luce Forward and ex-husband Kevin Federline. (source)

The sad part is that she needs all that supervision.  Miss Looney Tunes is liable to take the kids move to Tijuana, become part of the “donkey show” and have the kids out there on the streets selling tequila lollypops to passing tourists.  It’s okay if they still can’t talk coherently anyway; the tourists would think they’re just speaking Spanish.

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