I’ll be the first to admit, Playboy just doesn’t have quite the bite it used to have. Maybe it’s from the continuous injection of porn I receive on a daily basis from the internet (and that’s just in my emails!), or maybe it’s from the general blandness of all the playmates of late (honestly, if you looked at last year’s playmates would you actually be able to tell them apart??).
Or maybe it’s because of all the Photoshopping done so they look almost as fake as those toys from last week. Whatever.
Anyway, this just leads me to believe they don’t make Playmates like Jennifer Walcott anymore. From Ohio, she doesn’t have the vacant look like she’s “studying” to be an “actress” and has aged well since her appearance in the magazine back in 2001. It is for these reasons that I dub her a WIFBID. Unfortunately, the odds of that happening are even longer than they already would be. See, she’s (1) pregnant, and (2) married to a pro baseball player.
Hmm, then again her husband’s gonna be away during the summer….
(pics after the jump)


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