Beats sunflower seeds any day!
BEHOLD, the greatest vending machine of all time!
LOS ANGELES — The city that popularized the fast food drive-thru has a new innovation: 24-hour medical marijuana vending machines.
Patients suffering from chronic pain, loss of appetite and other ailments that marijuana is said to alleviate can get their pot with a dose of convenience at the Herbal Nutrition Center, where a large machine will dole out the drug around the clock.
Now a drive-thru would be cool, definitely put the “Happy” back into “Happy Meal”. Of course, the po-po is none too thrilled with this development.
“Somebody owns (it), it’s on a property and somebody fills it,” said DEA Special Agent Jose Martinez. “Once we find out where it’s at, we’ll look into it and see if they’re violating laws.”
The Drug Enforcement Agency and other federal agencies have been actively shutting down major medical marijuana dispensaries throughout the state over the last two years and charging their operators with felony distribution charges.
Having never done the drug myself (no, really!) I don’t see the problem with just legalizing it. But then again, that’s probably why my political career died after I ran for troop leader in the Cub Scouts. Not my fucking fault, but now I know why everyone loved my Mom’s brownies.
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