We here at ChaozCentral would like to wish all of our readers (all 9 of you) a very Happy New Year and may it be a sure sight better than this past one. I’ll be back renewed and hungover tomorrow.
Oh, and remember don’t take Tylenol if you’re hungover (fucks up your drunk liver) - use Motrin, multivitamins, Gatorade.
And for something to laugh at here’s columnist Dave Barry showing his take on 2007:
It was a year that strode boldly into the stall of human events and took a wide stance astride the porcelain bowl of history.
It was year in which roughly 17,000 leading presidential contenders, plus of course Dennis Kucinich, held roughly 63,000 debates, during which they spewed out roughly 153 trillion words; and yet the only truly memorable phrase emitted in any political context was “Don’t tase me, bro!'’
You can find the rest of it here.
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