With that atrocious intro (with a help of “TJeff”) - I give you “The Ultimate Chubby”: Fucko - I mean Fuko. Here’s the pertinent info (straight from Wiki)
Birthday: February 10, 1988 (age 19)
Birthplace: Okinawa, Japan
Measurements: 120-60-88 (cm) / 47-24-35 (inch) / P-cup in Japan
Height: 1.52m (4ft, 12in) …. why not just say 5′0″???
This is probably the type of woman Sir Mix-a-Lot was talking about in that song of his.
Apparently, she used to do topless but now does “teaser” videos. TEASER videos?? Christ, who is fucking masochistic enough for THAT!? I mean looking at porn is one thing - you’re jacking to raw sex. Looking at nude videos is okay I guess - you’re jacking to what the model MIGHT do. But looking at teasers is just plain sad - you’re fapping to a body you WISH you could see and wondering what she might do in bed??? :::rolls eyes:::
Oh, found some nude pics of her. Her areolas are the size of 1/3 of her face. No really. And you could feed an African village with her tits for a year. —–>

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