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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Saturday, December 29th, 2007
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
The Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The PublicThe Public Shouldn’t Respect Celebrity, Celebrity Should Respect The Public
My ladyfriend is off to visit relatives and I’m stuck here in the house.
Alright - I’m too lazy to leave the house.
So, who suffers - you guys stuck reading this blog. But at least I try to keep it interesting, right? Take these maniacs for example who take the notorious “Wheel of Death” to its logical extreme and add small cars with the cycles. Lord, that’s just an accident waiting to happen.
On the flip side though, this might actually make be buy Cirque De Soliel tickets if they ever did something like this. Or maybe the Blue Man Group. Nah, I’d just settle for a massive head-on crash killing those guys.
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for a blogger to search for weird shit which is different from any other and to assume among the powers of the Internet, the silly and tantalizing station to which the Laws of Perversion and of Nature’s fetish entitles them, a decent video to the malehood of Mankind which requires the blogger to declare the reason of such uniqueness.
With that atrocious intro (with a help of “TJeff”) - I give you “The Ultimate Chubby”: Fucko - I mean Fuko. Here’s the pertinent info (straight from Wiki)
Birthday: February 10, 1988 (age 19)
Birthplace: Okinawa, Japan
Measurements: 120-60-88 (cm) / 47-24-35 (inch) / P-cup in Japan
Height: 1.52m (4ft, 12in) …. why not just say 5′0″???
This is probably the type of woman Sir Mix-a-Lot was talking about in that song of his.
Apparently, she used to do topless but now does “teaser” videos. TEASER videos?? Christ, who is fucking masochistic enough for THAT!? I mean looking at porn is one thing - you’re jacking to raw sex. Looking at nude videos is okay I guess - you’re jacking to what the model MIGHT do. But looking at teasers is just plain sad - you’re fapping to a body you WISH you could see and wondering what she might do in bed??? :::rolls eyes:::
Oh, found some nude pics of her. Her areolas are the size of 1/3 of her face. No really. And you could feed an African village with her tits for a year. —–> (more…)
Apparently, Mischa Barton - who said previously she wanted to quit Hollywood - just can’t seem to leave it. Of course, that’s kinda hard to do when you’re high and drunk. Makes finding the highway a little difficult.
A West Hollywood police source tells TMZ that when she was arrested, Mischa Barton blew a .12 on her breathalyzer test, admitted to smoking marijuana earlier that day (which cops found in her car) and had what cops say looked like prescription drugs in her car — in an unlabeled bottle. What’s the problem, officer?
Barton was popped at 2:45 AM Thursday in West Hollywood. Cops pulled her over after they witnessed her “straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn.”
She was arrested on suspicion of DUI, possession of narcotics and driving on a suspended license. Barton was taken to the West Hollywood Sheriff’s station and was released on $10,000 bail. (source)
Actually a .12 is nothing. Well, it’s illegal; but you’re still semi-coherent. However, if you’ve been doing the grass - that’s not gonna help matters. It’s not like you should go … “damn I’m high. I need something to bring me down! I know! Liquor and drugs!”
And why go driving? Nowadays, don’t restaurants have delivery service to avoid driving when the munchies attack??? Silly retarded ‘actress’.
…And it was this point that the trend needed to stop.
Heavily pregnant t.A.T.u. star Julia Volkova has stunned Russian fans by posing in nothing but her knickers for a new Maxim magazine shoot. The sultry singer and bandmate Lena Katina posed in their lingerie for the spread, which graces the new issue of Russia’s Maxim. Wearing nothing but black panties, Volkova, who is expecting her first child early in 2008, covers her breasts in the provocative photos, while redhead Katina kneels on a bed beside her bandmate, wearing red knickers and a matching bustier. The Russian pop stars agreed to pose for the saucy shoot to promote their new album Waste Management. Volkova isn’t the only pregnant star currently gracing a top magazine - Christina Aguilera can be seen showing off her baby bump on the cover and inside the new Marie Claire. (source)
Okay, the first hundred times were okay. Now? Umm, this seems to be what happens when you take erotic pictures of your Thanksgiving turkey. Oy.
I simply don’t get the French. I mean eat a lot of their traditional food: French fries, French bread, French dressing; but I don’t get THEM. I mean the just award Miss France and already their pissed off at her because of her past:
The winner of this year’s Miss France contest has been ordered to resign just days into her reign, after a magazine published provocative photographs taken early in her modelling career. Valerie Begue, 22, a student from the French Indian Ocean island of Reunion, returned home triumphant after her win earlier this month (Dec07). But her joy was short-lived after event organisers took exception to pictures, taken three years ago but only published last week, of her floating on a crucifix in a swimming pool and eating yogurt in way deemed lewd by contest officials. Genevieve de Fontenay, 75, a former model who has run the event since the 1950s, has demanded that Begue be stripped of her crown - just two weeks after claiming it. She says, “I don’t understand how she can have had the cheek to enter the competition when she knew perfectly well the ethical rules of Miss France. “I have no desire to see her again. I certainly cannot see myself going around France escorted by a woman like that. As she is from Reunion, let her stay there!” The dramatic step has caused uproar in Begue’s native Reunion, with local radio stations inundated with angry supporters of the model. Begue herself is distraught, and claims to have been “betrayed” by whoever sold the pictures to Entrevue magazine. She tells France’s Le Parisien magazine, “I was never happy with those pictures. They were a mistake that I regret bitterly. But now the wonderful year I had ahead of me is going up in smoke.” (source)
In case you didn’t read all that (and I didn’t): “Why did she join the contest when we don’t allow such ‘riff raff’” and then it was followed by some snail-eating and wine-drinking.
UPDATE: The organizers of the contest have decided to have mercy on her and allow her to retain her crown. On the other hand, she is not allowed to compete in the Miss World and Miss Universe contests (you mean they’re different???). Nah, Miss New Calendonia gets to have that honor. She’s the lass down below.
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