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Dec 28 2007

Michael Jackson Hit By Son. Loses Lip.

Posted by: Chaoz in Michael Jackson, Medical Bloopers

Because some things are too fucked up to add anything to.

Michael Jackson reportedly underwent emergency surgery after his young son accidentally punched him in the face. The Thriller hitmaker - who has undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries on his face in the past - was recently photographed in a Los Angeles bookstore wearing numerous bandages around his mouth. But sources tell Finditt.com the singer’s son, Prince Michael II, caused the injury: “He was whacked in the face accidentally by his younger son Prince Michael II while playing around and part of Jackson’s upper lip collapsed. “That mishap led a hysterical Jacko to make a beeline for the plastic surgeon for a bit of quickie repair work.” (source)

Yeah, nothing like getting hit by you kid and having your face fall off.  Kinda gives the “Got your nose!” routine a whole new spin.

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