CelebrityFIST!

Because Christmas is not a paid holiday for bloggers.  Merry Xmas, motherfuckers.

Jennifer Lamiraqui wishes you a merry Xmas.

Elisha Cuthbert (classic) - back when she looked more doable.

FOR LIGHTDRAGON -  Keira Knightley at the UK Atonement premeire back in September.

(will please now give me by porn drives back?)  ;P

Laura Pausini - pop singer from Italy.  All I know is she’s got decent boobage.

Fuck you Playstation!  Lindsay Lohan can play with my “Wii” anytime she wants!

Seriously, if I was only allow to fuck party with one woman before I was to die immediately, it’d be her.  At least I wouldn’t have to about the STDs getting to me.

We here at ChaozCentral pride ourselves in our chauvanistic choovanistic male attitude.  That said, we wish to wonder what the fuck Salman Rushdie is thinking.  See, he’s divorcing this:

And now dating this: 

Former Star Wars actress Carrie Fisher has sparked rumours of a romance with British author Salman Rushdie, after they were spotted in London enjoying a cosy meal together. The odd couple recently dined together at posh London restaurant The Ivy - and according to reports, Fisher, 51, couldn’t keep her hands off 60-year-old Rushdie. The controversial writer is currently in the process of divorcing his wife of three years, model/actress Padma Lakshmi, following their split in July. (source)

I’m definitely missing something at this point.  My only assumption is that Carrie does nasty kinky things in bed.  Now that would have been cool about 30 years ago.  Now?  Er, not so much.  In fact, you know those “granny gangbang” movies?  Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking of.

And now some pointless nude pictures for you.  Relax it’s Padma, no Carrie. (more…)

It’s nice to see a young actress who isn’t going to go to bed with someone for a part.  It’s just a shame it’s someone I don’t know.

Well, now that I think about it - that kinda makes sense.

Actress Amanda Bynes was preyed on as a vulnerable young starlet - by shady older movie industry figures who tried to seduce her. The 21-year-old, who refuses to reveal the culprits, claims her good upbringing gave her the wits and strength to rebuff their advances. She says, “I definitely met some guys who go for young girls. My parents taught me to watch out for those guys. Guys who like interchangeable young actresses.” The Hairspray actress also dislikes actresses who hook up with wealthy men just for their money: “I don’t need a man for money or fame. I make my own money.” (source)

Frankly, I thought she was cool up to the no hooking up with wealthy men.  As someone once said on Ally McBeal (yeah, I watched, so?) “Money is the great equalizer.”

Anyway, it’s good to she has all those great roles recently like “Hairspray” and … um … hmm.   Gonna have to get back to you that.

By the way, that’s Amanda at the Fredricks of Hollywood 2008 Collection Show.  I’m sure that means something, I’m not sure what though.

Yeah! I can see the resemblence now!
Those wacky Japanese.  I’m not sure if it’s all that weird shit porn they watch or all the warm sake they drink; but there are some really fucked up people in Japan.  Take Japanese Defense Minister Shigeru Ishiba (please!) he’s afraid that Japan doesn’t have the defense in case Godzilla should attack.

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NO.  I’m not kidding.

Japan would be defenceless if movie monster GODZILLA ever attacked, a government minister has claimed. The giant dinosaur has wreaked havoc on the country in dozens of films and TV shows since it was conceived in 1954. Now defence minister Shigeru Ishiba fears Japan couldn’t cope with a real Godzilla attack - or an alien invasion. Blaming Japan’s pacifist constitution, Ishiba says, “We should consider various possibilities. There is no need at all to do this at the Defence Ministry, but I want to consider what to do by myself.”

At the risk of getting political - I think I would’ve preferred this excuse from ‘W’ a few years back.  “Yeah, Hussein has this gigantic ‘King Kong Farm’.  He intends to attack New York again!”

…Yeah, I know - bad taste.  Fuck it.  I’m bitter.