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CelebrityFIST! » Archive for Friday, December 21st, 2007

Archive for December 21st, 2007

Dec 21 2007

Shuttering Up For … “Winter Solstice”

Posted by: Chaoz in Site News

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Thanks to each and everyone of you who keeps coming back to the boards here at CelebrityFist.  Don’t think I don’t read your comments - cuz I do (well, most of the time).  I even try to respond on occassion.

As you can see, I’m a little busy with giftwrapping so I’ll be off (so to speak) over the next few days.  But I’ll be back Xmas Night to see what feces Hollywood has thrown up on the wall.

As a Xmas gift (of sorts) a couple of GOOD cartoons (because everything made after the Smurfs sucks):

Tom & Jerry “The Night Before Christmas” 

Grampy “Christmas Comes But Once A Year”

No, huh?  Feeling grinchy?  Fine, here then is:

“Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” (original - nonMST3K)

(every time someone says “Santa” take a drink - you’ll be out in the first 15 minutes)

Each of you have a very Happy Holiday (whichever one you celebrate) and have a safe one as well.  Cuz, without you guys; I’m just talking to myself here.

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Dec 21 2007

Yes - More Hot Penis Action For The Ladies

Posted by: Chaoz in Hot Penis Action

More naked beefcake. You know, ladies - this shit isn’t easy while I’m eating a double bacon cheeseburger.

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Dec 21 2007

Friday Night’s Porn Night! (NSFW - duh)

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies

Twas the Friday Before Xmas

And All Were Gift-wrapping

Save for the pervert

In His Room Alone Fapping…..

Well, that’s how I remember it….Let’s see what Santa Chaoz has in his sticky bag of tricks…

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Dec 21 2007

Hot Penis Action … On Rachel Ray?

Posted by: Chaoz in Hot Penis Action
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See, this is what’s ruining America today:  the exploitation of America’s men on national tv to satisfy the lurid eyes of a gyno-centric society.  It’s simply shocking how the camera just lingers on the men’s private parts and uses the flimsy excuse of “simply showing off the shorts”.  Yes, I’m sure they are “showing off” indeed!  You don’t see this happen to women and th-
…what?  Yes, that’s my magazine collection.  Playboy?  I read it for the articles, of course.  Penthouse?  Um, good science articles in that.  Juggs?  Um … er … I’m studying the effects that animals injected with hormones have within our food chain, particularly female hormones.*
Actually it’s kinda funny when Rachel is busy checking out the guys.  You can almost hear her getting wetter.
Ok, maybe not so much funny as scary.
*-(I actually used that excuse one on an ex, it didn’t work then either)

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Dec 21 2007

Jenna Jameson Needs A Sandwich

Posted by: Chaoz in Jenna Jameson

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Another happy client of the South Bronx Parasite Paradise Diet


I’ll repeat myself - I’ve never been big on Jenna Jameson (literally). Miko Lee? Daisy Dukes? Yeah. But, Jenna? Nope. And at the rate she’s going down, it’ll never happen.

See, somewhere along the way, she forgot about eating. And I don’t mean eating sperm either; “woman does not live on sperm alone” as someone once said.

And if they didn’t let me know so I can submit my saying to the quote book … but I digress.

Maybe she got her tummy stapled on top of everything else. Of course, the way her plastic surgeon fucked up everything else, her intestines are no probably connected to her vagina (which would explain alot).


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Dec 21 2007

Best Comment On The Writers’ Strike

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit

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iamgeWe would like to return to work with our writers. If we cannot, we would like to express our ambivalence, but without our writers we are unable to express something as nuanced as ambivalence.iamge

– Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert

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Dec 21 2007

Gratuitous Goodies for 12/21/2007

Posted by: Chaoz in Gratuitous Goodies

Aussie biker chick Erin Normoyle:

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Ice-T shows off his ‘ho’/wife, Coco:

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Megan Fox gets topless (but shows nothing) in Top List Japan:

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And, Scarlett Johansson makes an appearance in Elle Belgium:

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