CelebrityFIST!

Well, 2007 is sputtering to an end; much like that Kia Sephia someone STILL has! Also, I haven’t posted enough calendar goodness, SO….

#5 - Aisleyne Aisle-seat Horgan Wallace gets VERY naked for her calendar. Bless her boobs.

Trust me - this is as clothed as she gets.

#6 - Keeley Hazell shows off “the girls” and gives us a reason to enjoy the coming year.

#7 - Natalia Bush - a bit horse-facey but she’s got a sweet body and not afraid to show it off.

All the good stuff is available after the jump.  Enjoy! (more…)

Well it’s seems to be that time of year again when the gash flash is beginning to bloom again. The good news - it’s not Britney. The bad news - well, it’s Paris (among others).

See ya after the jump (more…)

Old-tyme Jill Hennessey goodness (before she had her kids):

(Pointless Chaozfactoid: Knew a girl who looked and talked just like her … had about as much luck with her as I would’ve with Ms. Hennessey)

Big Brother UK “celebrity” Danielle Lloyd apparently turning tricks at her own birthday party:

Anne Hathaway hamming it up for the camera:

And lastly, Megan Fox looking slutty hot at the “Breakthrough Of The Year Awards” … what type of award is that???

NOT BONUS - Jenna Elfman need a shave!

Adrianne Curry & Christopher Knight:  Trouble in Paradise?
Earlier in the year I watched an episode of the Brady guy with Adrianne Curry - I forget the name since it barely registered in my head.  The only thing I kept thinking was: Why does that hot piece want to hang around a former child actor - from the 60’s!!  Well, now Christopher Knight (the Brady dude) is asking the same question - for the dumbest reason of all time.

See, Curry decided to give her husband nice and basic for his birthday:  a lesbian photoshoot of her with a friend of hers.  So how does he thank her?  “I want a separation.”

Um, WHAT?

Former THE BRADY BUNCH star CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT threatened to leave his model wife ADRIANNE CURRY when she posed for sexy lesbian photos - as a birthday gift. The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady… Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate. The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans - but they started a new one. In the tense episode, which will air in January (08), Knight says of the photo gift, “It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.” (source)

Okay, let me see I’ve got this straight:  You’re Christopher Knight, former child star and essentially a has-been.  You’re 50 years old and your income is mainly from residuals from a show cancelled when Ford was president.  Your squeeze toy is 25 years old, was the first “America’s Next Top Model”, she’s hot and has a new set of tits.

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HOW FUCKING GAY AND/OR STUPID ARE YOU?? YOU ARE MARRIED TO A M-O-D-E-L!!!!  THIS IS WHAT THEY FUCKING DO!!!!!

I swear if he says “I was just hoping for someone to cook with”; I’m gonna shove a turkey baster up his ass and wrap him up in aluminum foil while I stick my meat thermometer into his “physicalisation of his worst fears”.  A-S-S-H-O-L-E.