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RANT TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN - SO I GIVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SKIP THIS ONE…

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Yeah … helpful Paparazzi Tip #7,331 — if you’re trying to shmooze Rebecca Gayheart you don’t tell her to “Drive Safely”.  Especially since in 2001, she hit and killed a 9-year old boy with her car.  She ultimately pleaded no contest to vehicular manslaughter and settled a wrongful death lawsuit in the process.

On the other hand, it’s funny to see how cold she gets after she’s told that.  A little late, huh, Rebecca?

TMZ Video Here.

(I’ve been meaning to post these - her lips look like a mummy’s)

Pretend-bisexual elf Tila Tequila:

Hillary Duff looking hot for a change:

Pelvic bone model Michelle Trachtenberg (I’d still do her though):

Christina Milian looking whiter than ever (but still hot):

As I type this it’s actually like 12:30AM (shit, if I posted when I typed all my stuff up; you guys would never read it!).  Anyway, as I type this I’m staring at 13 different Britney Spears posts from the last few days.  Jesus, doesn’t this bitch sleep or anything?  I swear it’s like she’s cloned herself and she’s got the 3 of her doing shit all at once.  Ugh!  Well, here goes…

Britney Calls In Sick:   Not that this is surprising.  Britney managed to avoid her deposition again.  This time?  She called in sick.  No, really.

According to K-Fed’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, Britney Spears has some sort of medical condition or illness that prevented her from showing up to today’s court-ordered deposition.

Sources say Britney Spears is defying the legal process and has decided not to attend her deposition. One source directly in contact with Britney tells us, “There’s a million people outside of her house. She can see all the other madness (presumably she’s looking at our live streaming video). The anxiety is making her sick. It’s just too crazy.” (source)

There’s more, but honestly - do you really want to read it?  If so, click… (more…)

I’m not too sure how to feel about these pics of Paris Hilton. On one hand, I think she actually looks < gasp!> hot. On the other, I think I want to vomit profusely. I think I’ll just settle for thinking she looks hot because I’m hoping she suffocating underneath that gold paint.

Hmm, now that I think about it; doesn’t her ass look kind big in these pics? Yeah, I thought so.

BTW, she’s for the “Rich Water Foundation” - probably a way of ensuring rich people stay hydrated. (source)