CelebrityFIST!

Arielle Kebbel (from The Grudge 2, apparently):

Pamela Anderson Had Fun With Crissy Angel (Celebslam)

Horsey Swank Looking Gorgeous(?) In Paper Mache (d-listed)

Britney Spears Swamp Thang Stole A Lighter (IDLYITW)

Washed Up Janice Dickinson Calls Fat Tyra A Fattie (A Socialite’s Life)

From SplashNewsOnline:

Daredevil Evel Knievel was laid to rest today in a public funeral in his hometown of Butte, Montana. Knievel died 11 days ago after years of failing health at the age of 69.

Matthew McConaughey was on hand to speak (he became friends with Evel during a History Chanel documentary) saying:

“He’s forever in flight now. He doesn’t have to come back down; he doesn’t have to land…He’s in that spot of grace for the rest of time.”

Raise a ‘Montana Mary’ in his honor (his own concoction of Wild Turkey, beer and tomato juice).
You were one crazy motherfucker, Evel.  Never met anything you wouldn’t jump or a bone you wouldn’t break.

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And the world is poorer with the loss.  See you on “The Other Side”, Brother Man.

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again  Whatever they’re feeding their ladies in England; they need to ship a couple of tons of that stuff over here.

Yeah, I know - >oink<>oink<

All I know about Stacy Keibler is that she was some sort of wrestler girl and was on that “Dancing With The Stars” show. I don’t know if that dancing show had anything to do with it but she’s easily hot the hottest pair of legs I’ve seen. Those stems can wrap around me like an anaconda anyday of the week!

Hayden Panettiere and Mom looking hot in matching thigh-high boots.

A hot TV hostess by the name of Dorismar in Maxim Argentina.

People.com is now reporting that the lead singer of Quiet Riot - who died last week - died from a accidental cocaine overdose.

Clark County coroner spokeswoman Samantha Charles confirmed the cause after toxicology results were received, the Associated Press reports.

The 52-year-old DuBrow was found dead in his home Nov. 25.

“The cause is cocaine intoxication,” Charles said.

Quiet Riot was best known for “Cum on Feel the Noize” in 1983 on the album Metal Health, the first by a metal band to reach No. 1 on the Billboard chart.

DuBrow didn’t hide his appreciation for drugs. His most recent album with the band was titled “Rehab.”

“Rehab”? Hmm, sounds a little familiar doesn’t it, Amy Winehouse?

UPDATE - Goddamn YouTube takes all the good shit offline. Assholes.

Well here’s a link to a place that DOES have it.  Sorry blokes.

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