We here at Chaoz Central go to great lengths to find something wrong with today’s celebs. Of course, that’s usually only a blog away. In this case, you could probably see what’s wrong from the moon.
Somebody has REALLY fucked up Joan Van Ark’s face. I mean, it’s like whoever went to town with Tara Reid’s tits got another chance by carving up Joan’s face like a fucking turkey at Thanksgiving. I saw these pics and I seriously thought they were fake. I mean they HAD to be! Who would pay money to get their face that fucked up! Lord, I think Stevie Wonder could’ve done a better job.
OR as the Daily Mail put it:
Van Ark, 64, was seen at a benefit in Hollywood wearing a sober suit, and mask-like make-up which failed to hide the fact that she has appeared to have been under the surgeon’s knife. Several times.
The actress’ shocking appearance was not aided by her painted on eyebrows and heavy eye make-up which failed to conceal her blotchy skin.
And bizarrely she appeared to have forgotten to add lipstick to her highly-plumped lips – which had the effect of making her look cadaverous.
Of course, the kicker is that she’s just filmed a guest shot on Nip/Tuck. No, I’m not joking & no, not as a corpse.
I spared you all the disasterous shocks because: 1) most of you have seen them anyway & 2) why lose your lunch again?
I highly recommend the last picture - which can be used to scare young children.
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