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CelebrityFIST! » ...And The Number 1 Reason You Don't Name Your Kid "Shiloh Pitt"...
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Nov 28 2007

…And The Number 1 Reason You Don’t Name Your Kid “Shiloh Pitt”…

Posted by: Chaoz in Miscellaneous Shit, My Bad

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From the Daily Star:

FAT-tongued Jamie Oliver has incurred the wrath of Angelina Jolie by accidentally calling her daughter Piloh Shit instead of Shiloh Pitt.

The celeb chef phoned up the Womb Raider to tell her how pukka her new film Beowulf is.

And he politely asked after her daughter but was unable to get his chops around the name and made an unfortunate Spoonerism instead.

The mortified chef has sent the actress a dessert made with her fave food, Cheerios cereal, as a tasty apology.

An insider said: “It was just a slip of the tongue. But it did sound like he was dissing her first-born.”

We blame the parents.

I wanna fuck love Angelina Jolie so let me say this in response to this horrible slip of the tongue.

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

I can’t believe I didn’t notice that sooner. That’s fucking hilarious! The kid is officially doomed.


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